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BID-087 · Valuation Trap & Pitfall Audit · Doors Delivered, Kraft Agency & ezi services vs. FireCert: Why $3.44M in Door Sales, SEO Packages & Contractor Leads Hide Near-Zero MRR While a 43-Sub Fire Compliance SaaS Compounds

Doors Delivered, Kraft Agency & ezi services vs. FireCert: Why $3.44M in Door Sales, SEO Packages & Contractor Leads Hide Near-Zero MRR While a 43-Sub Fire Compliance SaaS Compounds

4 Stripe-verified ledgers audited: a UK physical door retailer ($1.60M all-time, $0 MRR?MRR (Monthly Recurring Revenue)Normalized monthly subscription revenue from active recurring plans—strictly excluding one-time setup fees, lifetime deals, or pass-through marketplace GMV., asking $650K), an Irish web agency ($1.47M all-time, MRR down 64% to $2,147 across 7 subs, asking $425K), and a $0-MRR contractor app asking $600K—contrasted against FireCert, a 0-follower UK fire safety compliance SaaS earning $5,123 MRR (+5.8%) from 43 subscribers ($119.14/mo implied ARPU?ARPU (Average Revenue Per User)Monthly recurring revenue divided by active paying customers. Serving 25 B2B clients at $800 ARPU is radically easier solo than supporting 2,000 consumers at $10.).

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⚡ The short answer⚠️ Physical Goods & Agency Revenue Disguised as SaaS

$3.44M All-Time with 7 Subs vs. 0-Follower Fire Safety Compliance SaaS ($5,123 MRR)

📊 Expand 4-Ledger Quick Summary (Full Audit Table in Section 1 Below) ↓
📊 We audit 4 API-verified ledgers totaling $3,463,164 in cumulative revenue [Verified]
01
Doors Delivered (doors-delivered, 173 X followers [Third-Party])
Stripe (API key) verified (synced 2026-11-07)
$1,601,670 all-time$598,157 L12M$41,802 L30 (-6.5%)$16,453 L7D$0.00 MRR (0.0%)0 active subscriptions ($0.00/mo implied ARPU [Model Estimate])monthly peak 2026-05 ($76,009) [Verified]
02
Kraft Agency Limited (kraft-agency-limited, 0 X followers [Third-Party])
Stripe (API key) verified (synced 2026-11-07)
$1,466,378 all-time$29,743 L12M$5,962 L30 (-46.3%)$1,000 L7D$2,147 MRR (-64.0%)7 active subscriptions ($306.71/mo implied ARPU [Model Estimate])monthly peak 2026-09 ($14,269) [Verified]asking $425,000 (5.9x) [Self-Reported]
03
ezi services Inc. (ezi-services-inc, 0 X followers [Third-Party])
Stripe (API key) verified (synced 2026-11-02)
$372,853 all-time$161,500 L12M$6,888 L30 (-0.7%)$412 L7D$0.00 MRR (0.0%)0 active subscriptions ($0.00/mo implied ARPU [Model Estimate])monthly peak 2026-01 ($32,739) [Verified]
04
FireCert (firecert, 0 X followers [Third-Party])
Stripe (API key) verified (synced 2026-11-07)
$22,263 all-time$22,263 L12M$4,780 L30 (-1.3%)$1,445 L7D$5,123 MRR (+5.8%)43 active subscriptions ($119.14/mo implied ARPU [Model Estimate])monthly peak 2026-09 ($4,832) [Verified]
Doors Delivered, Kraft Agency & ezi services vs. FireCert: Why $3.44M in Door Sales, SEO Packages & Contractor Leads Hide Near-Zero MRR While a 43-Sub Fire Compliance SaaS Compounds

Key numbers

Doors Delivered All-Time$1,601,670 Verified[Verified] MRR $0.00 · 0 subs
Kraft Agency Lim L30/MRR$5,962 Verified[Verified] MRR $2,147 (-64.0%)
ezi services Inc Current MRR$0.00 Verified[Verified] 0 subs · L30 $6,888
FireCert Current MRR$5,123 Verified[Verified] 43 subs · ARPU $119.14 [Est]

Every number carries an evidence label: Verified = payment account, filing or official price page; Self-reported = the company's own claim; Third-party = media or data platforms; Our estimate = calculated from stated assumptions.

1. Four API-Verified Ledgers Side by Side: Vanity Gross Volume vs. Recurring Retention

Acquisition marketplaces are flooded with seven-figure all-time revenue badges that look like software businesses at first glance. Auditing 4 Stripe-verified ledgers exposes how physical building-material retailers, manual SEO agencies, and zero-MRR contractor marketplaces price themselves against true regulatory compliance SaaS.

Examine the first two benchmarks

01
Doors Delivered (doors-delivered, website https://doorsdelivered.com/, country GB, founded 2021-10-29, founder Filipasa, 173 X followers [Third-Party], DR 34.0 [Third-Party]) logs $1,601,670 all-time revenue, $598,157 L12M, $312,014 L6M, $134,575 L3M, $41,802 L30 (-6.5%), $16,453 L7D, and $0.00 Current MRR (0.0%) across 0 active subscriptions ($0.00/mo implied ARPU [Model Estimate]), with a historical monthly peak of 2026-05 ($76,009) [Verified via Stripe (API key) · synced 2026-11-07]
02
Kraft Agency Limited (kraft-agency-limited, website https://kraftagency.ie/, country IE, founded 2020-10-24, founder N/A, 0 X followers [Third-Party], DR 5.0 [Third-Party]) logs $1,466,378 all-time revenue, $29,743 L12M, $29,743 L6M, $27,821 L3M, $5,962 L30 (-46.3%), $1,000 L7D, and $2,147 Current MRR (-64.0%) across 7 active subscriptions ($306.71/mo implied ARPU [Model Estimate]), peaking at 2026-09 ($14,269) [Verified via Stripe (API key) · synced 2026-11-07] and listing at $425,000 (5.9x) [Self-Reported]
03
ezi services Inc. (ezi-services-inc, website https://ezi.services/, country CA, founded 2020-06-30, founder N/A, 0 X followers [Third-Party], DR N/A [Third-Party]) logs $372,853 all-time revenue, $161,500 L12M, $74,302 L6M, $28,471 L3M, $6,888 L30 (-0.7%), $412 L7D, and $0.00 Current MRR (0.0%) across 0 active subscriptions ($0.00/mo implied ARPU [Model Estimate]), peaking at 2026-01 ($32,739) [Verified via Stripe (API key) · synced 2026-11-02] and listing at $600,000 (7.3x) [Self-Reported]
04
FireCert (firecert, website https://firecert.uk/, country GB, founded 2026-02-24, founder N/A, 0 X followers [Third-Party], DR 26.0 [Third-Party]) logs $22,263 all-time revenue, $22,263 L12M, $20,468 L6M, $13,753 L3M, $4,780 L30 (-1.3%), $1,445 L7D, and $5,123 Current MRR (+5.8%) across 43 active subscriptions ($119.14/mo implied ARPU [Model Estimate]), peaking at 2026-09 ($4,832) [Verified via Stripe (API key) · synced 2026-11-07] and listing at Not listed (N/A) [Self-Reported]
📊 Cross-Ledger Primary-Source Audit Table
Metric / DimensionDoors DeliveredKraft Agency Limitedezi services Inc.FireCert
Provider & Sync DateStripe (API key) · 2026-11-07Stripe (API key) · 2026-11-07Stripe (API key) · 2026-11-02Stripe (API key) · 2026-11-07
Founder X Followers / DR173 / DR 34.0 [3P]0 / DR 5.0 [3P]0 / DR N/A [3P]0 / DR 26.0 [3P]
All-Time Revenue$1,601,670 [Verified]$1,466,378 [Verified]$372,853 [Verified]$22,263 [Verified]
Last 12 Months (L12M)$598,157 [Verified]$29,743 [Verified]$161,500 [Verified]$22,263 [Verified]
Last 30 Days (L30)$41,802 (-6.5%) [Verified]$5,962 (-46.3%) [Verified]$6,888 (-0.7%) [Verified]$4,780 (-1.3%) [Verified]
Current MRR$0.00 (0.0%) [Verified]$2,147 (-64.0%) [Verified]$0.00 (0.0%) [Verified]$5,123 (+5.8%) [Verified]
Active Subscriptions0 [Verified]7 [Verified]0 [Verified]43 [Verified]
Implied Monthly ARPU$0.00/mo [Estimate]$306.71/mo [Estimate]$0.00/mo [Estimate]$119.14/mo [Estimate]
Historical Monthly Peak2026-05 ($76,009) [Verified]2026-09 ($14,269) [Verified]2026-01 ($32,739) [Verified]2026-09 ($4,832) [Verified]
Asking Price (Multiple)$650,000 (1.3x) [Self]$425,000 (5.9x) [Self]$600,000 (7.3x) [Self]Not listed (N/A) [Self]

2. Structural Mechanics: Why Retention & Exit Multiples Diverge 10x in the Same Niche

The first three companies boast $3,440,901 in combined all-time revenue yet hold just 7 active subscriptions combined while asking $1,675,000; meanwhile, 8-month-old FireCert has logged just $22,263 all-time but already generates $5,123 MRR (+5.8%) across 43 active subscriptions ($119.14/mo implied ARPU) with 0 X followers.

Comparing historical monthly peaks against recent 7-day cash velocity confirms the trend: Doors Delivered peaked at 2026-05 ($76,009) with $16,453 L7D; Kraft Agency Limited peaked at 2026-09 ($14,269) with $1,000 L7D; ezi services Inc. peaked at 2026-01 ($32,739) with $412 L7D; and FireCert peaked at 2026-09 ($4,832) with $1,445 L7D [Verified]. Products embedded into recurring compliance, production hosting, or daily B2B workflows compound without needing massive social followings.

Doors Delivered (doors-delivered)
$1,601,670 all-time, $598,157 L12M, $0.00 MRR (0 subs)
Original Positioning: DoorsDelivered.com is your trusted online supplier of high-quality internal doors and accessories. We specialise in a wide range o [Self-Reported]
Kraft Agency Limited (kraft-agency-limited)
$1,466,378 all-time, $29,743 L12M, $2,147 MRR (7 subs, asking $425,000)
Original Positioning: We sell mostly websites and SEO packages [Self-Reported]
ezi services Inc. (ezi-services-inc)
$372,853 all-time, $161,500 L12M, $0.00 MRR (0 subs, $0.00/mo implied ARPU [Model Estimate])
Original Positioning: Matchmaking app for contractors and customers, for physical services. [Self-Reported]
FireCert (firecert)
$22,263 all-time, $22,263 L12M, $5,123 MRR (43 subs, $119.14/mo implied ARPU [Model Estimate])
Original Positioning: We are a fire safety compliance platform [Self-Reported]

3. 48-Hour Zero-Code Operator Blueprint & Verified First-Month Budget (Part VII Summary)

In Part VII of our deep-dive PDF report, we provide a foolproof, click-by-click zero-code implementation guide with 100% verified tool pricing:

Lean Validation Tier ($48/mo / ¥335/月): Supabase Free $0 + Cloudflare Pages $0 + Make Core $9 + PDFMonkey Certificate Engine $19 + Claude API $10 + Postmark Audit Trail $10 = $48/mo (¥335/mo)

💳 Pro Production Tier ($231/mo / ¥1,620/月)
  • Supabase Pro$25
  • WeWeb/Softr Inspector Portal$79
  • Make Pro$16
  • PDFMonkey Pro$59
  • Claude API$32
  • S3 10-Year Compliance Archival$20
Monthly Total: $231/mo (¥1,620/mo)

Includes the exact 7-column database schema, copy-paste AI prompts, Human_QA_Approved safety gate, and a 10-minute pre-launch checklist

01
Eliminate Lifetime Deals & Unbundled One-Off Credits
Anchor pricing to recurring hosting, compliance archival, live telemetry sync, or B2B seat quotas
02
Capture High-Intent Search & Ecosystem Distribution
Target bottom-of-funnel keywords, plugin marketplaces, and App Store search queries rather than relying on viral X threads
03
Automate 90% of Fulfillment via No-Code Pipelines
Pair Supabase + Make + LLM/Vision APIs with a single boolean Human_QA_Approved check before client delivery
BID-087 Deep-Dive Operator Report: Doors Delivered, Kraft Agency & ezi services vs. FireCert — Unit Economics & 90-Day B2B Playbook
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  1. Executive Verdict & Four-Tier Evidence Grading Summary (Primary Ledger & Core Metrics)
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Three questions to ask about businesses like this

  1. What are the verified ledger metrics and unit economics for Doors Delivered, Kraft Agency & ezi services vs. FireCert?
    Doors Delivered All-Time: $1,601,670 ([Verified] MRR $0.00 · 0 subs); Kraft Agency Lim L30/MRR: $5,962 ([Verified] MRR $2,147 (-64.0%)).
  2. What is the #1 structural takeaway from this multi-ledger comparison?
    Never confuse $1.60M of physical internal door shipments or $1.47M of legacy web-agency invoices with high-margin software revenue. Instead, build mandatory regulatory compliance tools like FireCert—where just 43 UK fire safety inspectors and property managers generate $5,123 MRR at $119.14/month implied ARPU.
  3. How can a solo operator launch '3. 48-Hour Zero-Code Operator Blueprint & Verified First-Month Budget (Part VII Summary)' on a $48/mo lean stack?
    Built on primary-source API ledgers (synced 2026-11-07), this operator report dissects Doors Delivered ($1,601,670 all-time, $0.00 MRR, 0 active subs), Kraft Agency Limited ($1,466,378 all-time, $2,147 MRR, 7 active subs), ezi services Inc. ($372,853 all-time, $0.00 MRR, 0 active subs), and FireCert ($22,263 all-time, $5,123 MRR, 43 active subs). Includes a 48h zero-code build blueprint (Lean Tier: Supabase Free $0 + Cloudflare Pages $0 + Make Core $9 + PDFMonkey Certificate Engine $19 + Claude API $10 + Postmark Audit Trail $10 = $48/mo (¥335/mo); Pro Tier: Supabase Pro $25 + WeWeb/Softr Inspector Portal $79 + Make Pro $16 + PDFMonkey Pro $59 + Claude API $32 + S3 10-Year Compliance Archival $20 = $231/mo (¥1,620/mo), complete with exact 7-column schema, copy-paste prompt, Human_QA_Approved gate, and 10-minute pre-launch checklist).

FAQ

Why audit Doors Delivered, Kraft Agency & ezi services vs. FireCert side by side?

We audit 4 API-verified ledgers totaling $3,463,164 in cumulative revenue [Verified].

01
Doors Delivered (doors-delivered, 173 X followers [Third-Party])
Stripe (API key) verified (synced 2026-11-07)
$1,601,670 all-time$598,157 L12M$41,802 L30 (-6.5%)$16,453 L7D$0.00 MRR (0.0%)0 active subscriptions ($0.00/mo implied ARPU [Model Estimate])monthly peak 2026-05 ($76,009) [Verified]
02
Kraft Agency Limited (kraft-agency-limited, 0 X followers [Third-Party])
Stripe (API key) verified (synced 2026-11-07)
$1,466,378 all-time$29,743 L12M$5,962 L30 (-46.3%)$1,000 L7D$2,147 MRR (-64.0%)7 active subscriptions ($306.71/mo implied ARPU [Model Estimate])monthly peak 2026-09 ($14,269) [Verified]asking $425,000 (5.9x) [Self-Reported]
03
ezi services Inc. (ezi-services-inc, 0 X followers [Third-Party])
Stripe (API key) verified (synced 2026-11-02)
$372,853 all-time$161,500 L12M$6,888 L30 (-0.7%)$412 L7D$0.00 MRR (0.0%)0 active subscriptions ($0.00/mo implied ARPU [Model Estimate])monthly peak 2026-01 ($32,739) [Verified]
04
FireCert (firecert, 0 X followers [Third-Party])
Stripe (API key) verified (synced 2026-11-07)
$22,263 all-time$22,263 L12M$4,780 L30 (-1.3%)$1,445 L7D$5,123 MRR (+5.8%)43 active subscriptions ($119.14/mo implied ARPU [Model Estimate])monthly peak 2026-09 ($4,832) [Verified]
What is the core operator rule to remember?

Never confuse $1.60M of physical internal door shipments or $1.47M of legacy web-agency invoices with high-margin software revenue. Instead, build mandatory regulatory compliance tools like FireCert—where just 43 UK fire safety inspectors and property managers generate $5,123 MRR at $119.14/month implied ARPU.

What is the required monthly tech budget?

Lean validation tier costs $48/mo (¥335/月), and Standard Pro tier costs $231/mo (¥1,620/月) using 100% no-code tooling.

Sources

All pages accessed in October 2026; figures as of the video's publication.

  1. Doors Delivered All-Time: $1,601,670 ([Verified] MRR $0.00 · 0 subs): https://www.jimmydecodes.com/cases/doors-delivered-kraft-agency-ezi-vs-firecert/
  2. Kraft Agency Lim L30/MRR: $5,962 ([Verified] MRR $2,147 (-64.0%)): https://www.jimmydecodes.com/cases/doors-delivered-kraft-agency-ezi-vs-firecert/
  3. ezi services Inc Current MRR: $0.00 ([Verified] 0 subs · L30 $6,888): https://www.jimmydecodes.com/cases/doors-delivered-kraft-agency-ezi-vs-firecert/
  4. FireCert Current MRR: $5,123 ([Verified] 43 subs · ARPU $119.14 [Est]): https://www.jimmydecodes.com/cases/doors-delivered-kraft-agency-ezi-vs-firecert/
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